Chicken Soup for the Cannibal Chicken’s Soul

9 06 2007

It’s not easy being a cannibal chicken, eating other chickens all the time.  That’s why our editors have brought together 56 of the most heartwarming cannibal chicken stories you can imagine.   We cover every stage of the chicken cannibal’s life, from the lost innocence of the first taste to the guilty pleasures of snacking on KFC and McNuggets. 

Each uplifting story will remind readers why they became chicken cannibals in the first place, ultimately affirming their difficult diet choice in the face of noisy and smelly opposition.

Readers who bought this, also purchased these titles:

Human Soup for the Chicken Soul

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Do let us know what titles you would like to see us produce next.

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8 responses

9 06 2007
D. Peace

You’re possibly even crazier than me… that’s cool yet disturbing.

Is chicken cannibalism a crime? Or just a dietary/lifestyle choice?

Food for thought… (pun!)

9 06 2007
badapple

Dear D.,
Thank you for your comment and questions. Chicken cannibalism is indeed a crime against nature, but I wouldn’t say “just” a dietary/lifestyle choice. Still, we need to stay open to the chicken cannibals in our midst, if only to intervene before they move on to even more ethically-challenged vittles.
Warmly,
BA

10 06 2007
Chicken Soup for the Cannibal Chicken’s Soul · It’s My Soul

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13 06 2007
Dion

I’ve been hunting high and low for Life’s Little Poorly-Translated Instruction Book, featuring advice such as “Happy be in warm glow of fireball” and “Spend plenty to regret living with sleep.”

16 06 2007
Yvonne

LoL You crack me up! I didn’t buy it, but I did almost pee my pants reading it. You’re sense of haha is highly contagious, my friend. Hope you’re doing well. Thanks for the giggle. 🙂

19 06 2007
badapple

Yvonne, thanks for your comment. You always seem so bubbly and vivacious. Please don’t pee your pants, though. That would be highly embarrassing, and you might blame my “sense of haha” and refrain from further visits. That would be too bad.
I also want to thank the It’s Your Soul site for pinging the item in something called a Soul Blast. I’m sure glad those cannibal chickens will be able to find out about this book at It’s Your Soul, when they’re doing their soul shopping or whatever.
Thanks also to Dion for his suggested book title. We have determined the perfect translator for this work to be Ms. Swan of Mad TV, and our acquisitions editors are currently looking for her in Pretty Lady Nail Shops everywhere. All we know is she looka like a man…

10 10 2008
An Extraordinary Flow of Sass « Bad Apple

[…] I get a lot of cannibal hits — it’s wierd, but it works. The real stars here are the cannibal chickens.  They eat other chickens.  And go camping and […]

30 10 2008
kitten

i have a friend that is a cannibal chicken in disguise. we were randomly searching the internet for a cannibal chicken movie for her to watch her birthday and came across your website and at first started to freak out at the fact that somone would write a book on cannibal chicken then decieded it was weird and that we had to find it, she lives in a very VERY small town in NV and has no access to book stores……..

((to be continued))

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