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Bad Apple bids you to go here:
Have You Seen This Bad Apple?
Dismantling the will of the regime since 1968.
Have you seen the “how to give a cat a pill” that circulated around the internet last year?
If not i’ll send it to you.
-cybil
Cybil, This piece was easy enough to locate, thank you, and provided the proper dose of levity for my morning. We all know cats don’t have to like Western medicine, they just have to be forced now and again to swallow it.
On the bright side, a battle of wills and pills like this motivates cat to really live up to its cleverness potential. Imagine when we bridle this kinetic force into something positive — then we can all really watch out for the results, after my book is published, of course.
Dear Bad Apple:
Your comments about nukesubmariner tell me one thing. YOU are a totally stupid individual with no class or brains. Nukesubmariner happens to be the President Of The United States Of America and YOU are dead!!!
Dear Bill,
I am sorry YOU did not find me worthy to hire. At one time YOU did find me worthy to love. What have YOU done to your life sir? YOU hit the road called highway to hell didn’t YOU? What for? Why? Does money mean your soul? Do YOU have a heart? Apparently YOU don’t have the mind YOU once had because it is set oh so wrong. What happened to the guy I use to have such a super time with. Remember those 50 papers I had to write for YOU to get YOU through college? What happened to YOU sir? Who twisted your mind? Who made YOU unloving? Bill, YOU have to love yourself first and be worthy before anyone can ever love YOU back. Hate creates hate. God rest your soul.
Dear Casper,
I think YOU need a long rest somewhere quiet, and I do hope you get it. No one named Bill lives here, and those death threats are sooo year 2000. Casper, as I ghost, I would have to say that you are the one who is dead. I know, I’m logical beyond my years, but I ain’t no hater. I do this out of love, man, I mean ghost. Casper, what about being “the friendly ghost?” What ever happened to that? What happened to you, anyway? Man, this is one crazy world when one starts getting death threats AND letters to someone named bill from, of all people, Casper the ghost. Is nothing safe from the onslaught of mental illing spreading the land, not even our childhood television characters? This is much worse than I thought.