Blackberry Smoothie, Anyone?

I hate how the Bad Apple blog has languished on the vine, or the branch, or wherever the hell bad apples grow.  I hate it, yet I know that sometimes life interferes with blogging, dammit.  My priorities are beyond messed up.  I might as well stick my planner in the blender and add a few Blackberries to make things real messy.  That would actually be an improvement over my current “system,” not to mention a fine source of vitamins and minerals.

I wish I could share all the twisty turns, the portentous plot points and the innies and outies of my life of late in Tomatofornia.  It’s not easy working at the world’s central headquarters for all known tomato knowledge, especially what with public institutions finding themselves on the chopping block so we can keep paying to make the world safe for terrorists.

You would find it hard to believe that in this day and age in the first world the kinds of sudsy soap opera bubble plots management has for labor.  It’s not hard for me to imagine a world with no tomatoes left at all.  All the chicken cannibals came and pecked the plants to pieces, and what they didn’t destroy old Terminato the Deadly Tomato is bound to turn Gang Green.

But I’m still here, and I promise more bruised fruit is on its way.  My fingers itch to tell you everything.  I will say more as soon as my tongue unfreezes from that Blackberry smoothie.

In the meantime, I suggest you bone up on my earlier Tomatofornia posts.  This is truly the best preparation for the future that I can offer you.