And no one noticed the difference!
Citizens the world round are delighted by Folgers Crystals instant coffee in place of the usual, slow-brewed democracy. In polls people prefer it 20 to one.
Here’s a few responses from customers who were pleasantly surprised:
“I can’t believe this is instant coffee! I would have sweared this was the usual constitutional three-branch representative democracy that I always enjoy after a big meal.”
“This is Folger’s Crystals? I’m switching right away. I can’t believe I’ve been making messy, time-consuming government by and for the people all this time! I could have just added hot water!”
“Did you say this was Folgers? Amazing. Before tonight, I wouldn’t have touched instant coffee, but now that you’ve tricked me into it, well. I can say, only a fool would brew whole-bean representation when they could save themselves all that effort with instant.”
“Delicious. I know a few non-democracies that would be interested in this stuff – it’s that good!”
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