Neighbor: Did you read the story in the Oakland Tribune about the high rises?
Hank: The only news I’ve heard in the last day is about Anna Nicole Smith.
Neighbor: Yeah, (pause), she sure had a pair of high rises.
To Anna and her high rises, and all the high rises they in turn caused, may the poor dear RIP. Anna Nicole Smith was a real Bad Apple, and so we salute her short, entertaining, and mangled life. Hey, we can’t all be good.





very amazing stories here and your writing is great! thanks for sharing. nancy