So Bad

I realize I haven’t really been bad enough for you to understand the Bad Apple nomer.  Please, I’m just getting started here, and there are going to be a few burps and spit ups along the way, that’s just how things work. 
Seeing as I’m still working out this whole raison d’blog, I thought I would share with you my award-winning story about a creepy copywriter who is ready and willing to sell you on the next big alien invasion.  I think it goes a long way toward explaining where the “bad” concept fits in. Okay, here she blows.